Poems that Earflaps wrote in middleschool

From a young age, you can see I displayed an innate proficiency with language.

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Part 1

There once was a dancer named Earl

Who out on the stage liked to twirl

He thought this was fun,

So he spun and he spun

Until he was prompted to hurl

Part 2

Now it happened that Earl had a girl

Who witnessed his stomach unfurl

Mashed macaroni

And digested baloney

Convinced her to marry John Burl

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I look at you and suddenly

Something in your face I see

Tells me you've got leprosy