Clever, clever

To continue today's poetry theme, Spacesocks would like to share a poem she wrote with a friend at a math meet during her senior year of high school.

Clever, clever, nasty weather;
that’s why we must all wear leather,
or lacking that, then maybe pleather
unless you choose a coat of feather,
or tie on a furnace with a tether,
and then we’ll all stay warm together.